what happens next?

"Hey son! Have you been studying? Have you checked which course you want to study in, next year?"

"Hey son! Check out for this university in China, blabla.. so have you decided which university you want to go to? How about learning some mandarin starting from now..?"

"Hey son! Why don't you get a class for a web-designing... network security.. those are not so bad, you may use the skills to make money straight away."

OK HOLD UP! JUST HOLD UP!
FIRSTLY, ALL THESE THINGS MAKE MY HEAD GOING TO EXPLODE BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, EVERYTIME MY PHONE RANG AND IT IS MY PARENTS (OH GREAT), WHAT I WILL HEAR ARE ONLY THOSE STUDYING TERMS.
It is like i am talking with Yoda from STAR WARS. Because those studying terms are just not implanted in my head. So i just don't understand.

To them i'm either a failure of life or a 24/7 study-machine. Not that i'm calling myself a failure of life already.

What else can i wish for other than hoping they will call me asking how have i been or stuffs like that. And i wish i have the chance to reply them;
"Mum, Dad, can i switch off my brain for... ever?"

ps. ok before you click the buton below there, i know you may post a comment like GAMBATE or JIAYOU or CIAYO or CAIYO wanda... this post is just me scribbling out whatever i like. I dont really seek for sympathy or anything.
Love you guys. peace out.